Blowing out Birds

The act of holding a fart through a date which leads to a climatic event that feels similar to that of blowing a small bird out your ass at high pressure

(conversation between friends after leaving their dates)
example 1:

friend 1: "Dude!, whats that smell?"
friend 2: "I just blew out a bird man! I was holding it all through the movie."

Example 2:

"Don't sit next to Christina, I think she has been blowing out birds."

by the happy dater January 12, 2012

last flight out

Barely escaping a dangerous situation.

We desperately need some letters of transit so we can make the last flight out of Cairo.

by keytapper February 21, 2011

shake one out

When you have to jiggle your penis to get out that last drop of pee out.

Bryan: What took you so long to take a piss?
Chris: I had to shake one out.
Bryan: Oh, I hate that.

by PenPecker August 7, 2011

check out squatter

Those rude motherfuckers who hold up check out lines by taking an "important call". Many times they exacerbate the situation with a fistful of expired coupons.

I'm changing check out lanes. That damned check out squatter will be there until closing.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

ass the fuck out

When an individual passes out butt ass naked.

If I'm too trashed when I get home from the party I might ass the fuck out, fair warning.

by webby585 June 18, 2011

thuggin that shit out

Joking about your problems until you get home and can cry about it while eating wheat thins and listening to movie soundtracks.

I’m struggling, my mom just died, but I’ve just been thuggin that shit out.

by snappynw October 12, 2023

Act out of impulse

Paul

Paul's gonna act out of impulse

by Bennybrobbin January 11, 2023