After your dick has been freshly removed from a womana ass and still has doo doo residue on the shaft, she grabs your cock and begins to sing into the tip like a karaoke mic.
After a fun evening at the karaoke bar I took her home and she gave me an encore performance with a hot mic.
by Floor duh man November 30, 2024
Get the Hot Micmug. When you’ve touched food that’s too hot and pull your hand away like Jim does from Wilson in Friday Night Dinner
by Teed33 January 28, 2022
Get the Hot Wilsonmug. As seen in the movie "Top Five", it's when someone sticks a tampon with hot sauce on it up someone's ass.
I pulled out my hot sauce and my tampon, and I shoved it up his ass.
You red hot chili peppered him?
Yes I did
You red hot chili peppered him?
Yes I did
by topfiveallnight March 27, 2015
Get the Red Hot Chili Pepperedmug. The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.
"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012
Get the Hot Dog Handshakemug. The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!
Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.
by Greenjellowithhotdogs May 8, 2021
Get the Green Jello with Hot Dogsmug. by Seriously smoked August 31, 2022
Get the hot projectmug. A hopped up modified chainsaw used for typically logging. Usually outrageously loud and shooting wood chips flying.
by treeturd April 21, 2025
Get the Hot Sawmug.