pulling the pork

Family friendly version of “taking the piss”

“He’s pulling the pork”

by Crondom February 13, 2024

Pulling a Lui

When your kid is being too loud or angry so you turn off the internet

Wow Nemo just got off I think his dad is pulling a lui

by Ilikeppinmybunghole July 24, 2019

Pulling a Dean

To feign surprise or question something where it is glaringly obvious that what is being said cannot be construed in any other way. The person 'pulling a Dean" does so when a minuscule error in wording gives him/her the justification for questioning what is obvious to 99.99% of the population.

Oh my hat! I have to tell you about the time Craig was pulling a Dean. The other day I told him that my car was running low on diesel and that we needed to pull into a petrol station. And he said to me 'oh but I thought you needed diesel?"

by BobbyMarley28 August 2, 2019

Pulled a Kruziik

Hitting yourself in the forehead with a dildo

"Hahaha, he stuck a dildo to his own forehead..totally pulled a Kruziik"

by absolutelynotbec January 23, 2020

pulling an ian

When you're out with friends and suddenly disappear and are no where to be found

Hey, i think charles is pulling an ian!

by ttenbor May 2, 2015

Pulled an Owen

The act of closing your locker too early with important stuff still inside

Me: *Closes locker with ID still inside (needs ID)
Also Me: FUCK I DID IT AGAIN
Friend: Oh you Pulled an Owen? what a fkn tard you are

by DatBoiTommyD69 June 17, 2024

Pulling a ethan

When you play girls or use multiple girls for your own pleasure leaving them confused

“Yo Ben is pulling a ethan”

by Erikka February 27, 2020