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Theory of Balls

The theory of balls states that all living things have some sort of ball shaped organ or segment in their body. This can range from cells, bacteria, or even testicles.
“Hey have you heard of The Theory of Balls?”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
by anonymous September 7, 2021
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Playing for Webb Middle School. They are for sure one of the worst teams in all of GISD and the DFW metroplex. Filled with some of the most retarded and mentally ill people from garland.
person 1 : Hey are you gonna watch Webb Middle School Volley Ball Team play today after school?

person 2 : nah dude i'm gonna stay home because they suck dick and balls
by Axoorik September 9, 2021
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Fuzz ball

When jay is referring or talking to ….
“Aye fuzz ball “
Fuzz” “ball”
Fuzz ball “
by Btd jay September 9, 2021
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Playing for Webb middle school, One of the most ghetto and worst teams in GISD and DFW metroplex. Filled with some one most retarded and mentally ill. And with a coach that wears wigs they might as well be the special ed class.
Person 1 : hey dude you gonna match the Webb middle school volley ball team play?
Person 2 : nah dude the legit suck dick and balls
by Axoorik September 10, 2021
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balls

balls
"damn i could really go for some balls right now."
by Amakunomiya September 10, 2021
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Ball and chain

Paige uhhh I mean faith yeah she’s my ball and chain, like I’m whipped to to hell (Ooo I’m so in love with you)
Akos: Hey Paige (sorry Faith) I love you so much but I can’t tell my friends what I’m saying

Paige (Faith): Hahah that’s ok bitch, we are so secretive so please don’t tell them

Akos: Your my ball and chain
by dog shagger September 11, 2021
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Ball Parked My Beef

When one penetrates all holes in one setting.
"I ball parked my beef last night. A$$ to mouth to pussy. "
by MycoJester September 12, 2021
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