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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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What does that say about me?

It says I'm not stupid enough to let you use your mongrel children as an excuse to stalk and harass me for the rest of my life while simultaneously stealing everything I make and condemning me to a life of servitude so you can feel better about the fact that your kids are never going to stop getting fucked amd murdered and there's no reason for anyone who DOESN'T have kids to give a shit because YOU don't give a shit about the problems of non-kid-havers.
Hym "What does that say about me? Whatever you want it to say, of course! Everything means whatever you want it to mean and you hear whatever you want to hear."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024
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Titch (me out)

When something, usually minor or irrational, annoys or frustrates you to the point of not being able to let it go. The feeling usually invokes a skin-crawl, murderous eye-twitch, intense cringing or straight up snapping at the source of the titch. Almost like an ick, but not quite.
The sound of Mary chewing her gum is titching me out.
Yes! It always titches me when she does that.

Can you please stop pacing around? It's titching me out.

Are you trying to titch (me out) ?
by WordFiend69 February 7, 2024
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blow me

Your about to blow me
by Shake some ass April 6, 2023
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What the fuck did you just say about me?

Jax, your face looks like an elephant.

Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?

HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT
by SexualAnonymous April 8, 2023
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Call Me

Face to face

My reflection in your eyes

I was scared to say too much

Perfect strangers in perfect worlds apart

Almost close enough to touch

Staring at my shoes

Feeling so confused

Shot down without a gun

Victim of a hit and run

Won't you...

Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwwww

Mesmerised

I go back to where we met

A reconstruction of the crime

I can't track you down

Nowhere to be found

Now my one shot at success

Is the power of the press

Won't you...
Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwwww

Worlds apart - we are worlds apart

Watch this space

There's a message here for you

No need to read between the lines

I am inside out

There can be no doubt

I want you and no-one else

Please identify yourself

Call me - call me

No time to hesitate - we must communicate

Call me - call me

Won't you call this number nowwww
by Death Menace April 11, 2023
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