Pulling an R. Kelly

Peeing on 'em.

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

pulled a jayme

When someone does not come to work for a week straight with no notice almost every month.

"Hey have you seen Robert? I have not seen him in a week?
"No I have not he must a pulled a Jayme again."

by UNKNOWNUSER175969 May 20, 2016

Pulling the front bumper off

To masterbate (for a male).

It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!

by Gunggung September 27, 2021

Pull a Nathan

When you tell people you'll join them in an activity right after the current activity and then completely ghost them.

-ing / ed

"I thought you were going to join us yesterday but turns out you Pulled a Nathan."

"Hey sorry for Pulling a Nathan yesterday, my car broke down and my cell phone died in the middle of nowhere."

"Not to Pull a Nathan, but I may actually be unable to be there tomorrow."

by MrAuri June 7, 2024

Pulled a Santa

When you send your Santa down her chimney (ie, stick your dick in her vagina)

Joe: "Hey, man, I pulled a Santa on Sally!"
Bob: "Sweet, dude! I've been waiting for that all year!"

by sonyamasi September 7, 2016

pulling an iguana

Feel so cold that you are unable to move and may fall out of your bed, just as motionless iguanas fall from the trees in Florida in a cold winter.

It's so freezing cold that I'm pulling an iguana.

by notanativespeaker January 18, 2018

Pull a clyde

When you're drinking liquor (typically Yukon jack) straight from the bottle and someone chugs the last of it, they are pulling a clyde.

You should pull a clyde because my sister, at the E40 concert, pulled a clyde and she had an AWESOME time afterwards!

by Stilltrill February 19, 2021