Damn dude look at that girl you should ask for her number!
I zach to much there's no way she would give it to me anyway.
I zach to much there's no way she would give it to me anyway.
by Ejoyz January 03, 2023
by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 19, 2017
"hey can you send me the homework?"
"I can't even use my phone Zach Rock is spamming me asking for a video of me peeing."
"Freak."
"IKR"
"I can't even use my phone Zach Rock is spamming me asking for a video of me peeing."
"Freak."
"IKR"
by iqrjfierjbviqerbve February 14, 2018
The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 30, 2016
A sexy bad ass person that loves just one person for a long long time. He usually is short and has blonde hair. He also has the most perfect eyes.
by Erin Shingleburg January 05, 2018
Has greasy hair, eats mac and cheese, hates everything that isn't the music of apes screaming.
also, semen.
also, semen.
Zach Skarsinski
by Klon mon December 13, 2016
Probably the sexiest motherfuckers alive, all around 10's in every fucking category. Sexy, fucking jacked, boxing gods, they loving killing birds in satchels and tuck fat hogs. They will 1-2 fucking mayweather, 3-4 mcgregor you. Love fat wops and titties
Zach and cam are so fucking sexy
by Nelson TM June 02, 2020