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Schlong Dog

A person who has a fairly large penis.
Person 1: Hey, look at the size of my penis!

Person 2: Woah, put it away you Schlong Dog.
by Ulanbaataar123 October 6, 2009
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Dog James

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by Thankyou, I don't not care October 20, 2020
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fume-dog

To be absolutely fucking fuming but you're so off the scale of fuming that you are fume-dog.
Not to be confused with an angry dog.
Joseph : *says something in Spanish*

Ross : *Replies in Spanish*

Joseph : *Laughs at Izzy in Spanish*

Izzy : Stop talking in Spanish, we're in fucking England... I'm absolutely

Everyone : FUME-DOG
by samandizzy'ssweetanalysis December 9, 2019
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Lawn Dog

slang term for a person who mows lawns for a living.
by holymakal August 28, 2010
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Church of Dog

In a godless and cruel world, the Church of Dog rises from the ashes and brings hope and prosperity to all of the land and its residents. Church of Dog is a "religion" that bests all others (take that Jesus!) because they worship the holiest of beings; DOGGOS!

The philosophy of the Church of Dog is “efo eta douuug” -- “Ine eta douuug”
All those who are not a member and a faithful believer in the Church of Dog and its holy leaders will perish in a land of eternal suffering with no good bois. Douuugs will rule these lands and trample any non-believers! PRAISE THE DOUUUGOS! WE DECLARE WAR ON ANY BEING THAT DISAGREES WITH OUR FAITHS AND WE WILL BITE YOUR ANKLES! (If you're allergic to doggos theres simply no explanation other than that you were a mistake).
by Church of Dog November 14, 2018
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Mark Dog

Shark meat on SaltedMilk#4740’s dick
“Let’s put the shark meat around your dick and call it a mark dog” -Walter 2022
by hennf April 29, 2022
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Front Dogging

The act of swinging your manly junk back and forth, this resembling the wagging tail of a dog. Except, you know, in the front.
Dude I just got out of the shower and spent about thirty seconds Front Dogging the shit out of my roommates.
by frontdogger October 23, 2013
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