A Lewis Poon

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’

‘No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)

by Simon News1 July 20, 2022

Sloppy Lewie

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves

Friend one: it kinda smells like death?

Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!

by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021

lewis burgham

Fingers of a god, he can give any girl a good time. Siri cannot pronounce his name as he is too powerful. Any Lewis burghams will destroy you with a bow the Sagittarius wanker

Lewis Burgham is an absolute twat

by Vikkstonk456 June 17, 2016

Lewis

A normally nice,sexy and sweet guy, he’s also a chick magnet And all in all just has the biggest D*ck of them all

Woman: hey lewis You’re sexy❤️
Lewis: Thanks Babygirl

by Ya Sister November 22, 2021

Lewie

To charge two companies for a full days work in a single day while never turning up to either of them

Where did you work today Alan?
Mate chucked a Lewie today with King and Allied, I've been in the shed all day, very nice.

by three1six August 28, 2020

Lewis Day

another meaning for "Cunt Day" or an insult to chavs

you see that disappointment to society over there? i bet he's lewis day
or
i got hit by a car, im having a lewis day today

by PeeleGradyGay October 9, 2020

Royce Lewis

Drafted in the first round by the Minnesota Twins. He is known for his amazing rookie season where he hit .323 including 5 grand slams. He has a great career ahead of him.

Royce Lewis just hit another dinger.

by That Guy Himothy December 16, 2023