commercial weed

Street weed, about $20 for 1/8the ounce. It'll get you high, but not nearly as good as hydro or KB.

Dude I only have $10, we'll have to get a dime bag of commercial.

by HydroGrrl December 2, 2004

weed barber

A person who trims Cannabis flowers into tasty smokable treats.

Why does that guy in front of us smell high as giraffe pussy... I think he's a weed barber, look at him, he's covered in weed.

by Peter L. Harris January 7, 2017

Rumor weed

Where oh where do i begin. Throughout time the rumor weed has terrorized the city of Bumsleburgh spreading rumors throughout its inhabitants. Once defeated by the renown batman like hero, "LARRY BOY" the rumor weed has escaped and moved into the lower Hudson valley of New York. Now the rumor weed is headed to be the biggest meme in all of instagram and might overflow to all social media platforms such as KIK and LIKIDEN. If you haven't heard of this weed you should go follow him on Instagram @I.AM.THE.RUMOR.WEED. she now takes the faces of well known people like Queen Elizabeth and so on. You will not be disappointed. If you look at this and don't follow the rumor weed she will find you and will rape you. She might also send INCEST CHILLI after you so watch out. #rumorsquad

Guy: Have you heard of INCEST CHILLI?
DUDE: you're gay
MAN: Have you guys heard of the Rumor Weed?
Guy and Dude: *stops following INCEST CHILLI and follows the rumor weed*
MAN: *Ascends into rumor weed heaven for spreading the good word*

by the rumor weed February 13, 2019

Mountain of weed

A literal pile of weed.
If you can hide an average-sized dog under your weed, you have a mountain of weed.

Ayo, let's go to Wiz Khalifa's this Saturday, I hear he ordered a mountain of weed and he's willing to share.

by TheChairHugger November 9, 2013

Weed Enthusiast

Someone who has a love and desire for weed above anything else

He sure loves his weed as lt more then anyone else. Yes a weed enthusiast.

by SAN-D JONZ September 8, 2018

Weed Dragon

Someone whose breathe reeks of weed. Every time they speak all you can think of is a dragon breathing fire. But it’s weed fire. It stanks.

“Have you smelled Greg’s breathe?”
“Yeah, the guys an absolute Weed Dragon”

by KennethGaming June 24, 2020

Weed Shandy

Weed Shandy is the use of tobacco when rolling a joint or a spliff.

Similar to a Lager Shandy where lemonade is used to lessen the effect of alcohol.

"Yo! Why you putting tobacco in dat zoot man, I don't want to smoke no weed shandy!"

"I like that head rush I get from smoking unfiltered tobacco and makes my weed go further".

by ignite420uk October 22, 2016