When he said he wanted to give me a vampire kiss, I expected fangs, instead I got my asshole cleaned out.
by RedneckViking September 28, 2021
Get the Vampire Kissmug. Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025
Get the vampire-bat strokingmug. a very fun game more addictive than a native american doing alcohol. once you play it, you become senile with an unending urge to play vampire survivors.
Fake Italian 1: Yo have you played Vampire Survivors?
Fake Italian 2: *foaming at the mouth* Yes. I need it. I need Vampire Survivors.
Fake Italian 2: *foaming at the mouth* Yes. I need it. I need Vampire Survivors.
by BuffSammy January 24, 2024
Get the Vampire Survivorsmug. A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her
Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
Get the Toad vampiremug. The boy looks at picture of a sexy vampire chick with her boobs out and having his imagination and stroking himself while he feels the stimulation in is penis. As soon as he Ejaculates, he has finished feeling the power of the sexy Vampire Chick.
Masturbating Pictures of a Hot Vampire Chick with at least a pair of her boobs out with no shame in her. Power with a feeling of Virtual Vampire Chick
by LonelyVampire July 9, 2019
Get the Power with a feeling of Virtual Vampire Chickmug. A vampire is someone who could come up to you, bite you and drink your blood from your neck.
I know vampires called Damon and Stefan Salvatore :).
I know vampires called Damon and Stefan Salvatore :).
by kakikakimakikaki October 31, 2020
Get the vampiremug. When someone see blood they get excited and happy. They would self harm just to see that. Maybe kill animals or kill someone. It's too dangerous so they just self harm or ask other Sight Vampires. But to make it shorter just say S.Vamp
by BloodCutie~<3 August 2, 2017
Get the Sight Vampiremug.