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vampire popsicle

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and make a vampire popsicle
by Kcornfield October 18, 2020
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fourth-dimensional vampire

A fourth-dimensional vampire is someone who lives in a different timeline and only seeks to further their agenda, often times only appearing to vibe check unsuspecting people engaged in a different activity.
Derek:"Dam I can't believe Steven just dropped by to laugh at me playing cards at the local casino."
Josh: "Doesn't that dude have gremlins now? I haven't seen him since we graduated highschool 10 years back."
Derek:" Yea he hasn't changed much, he really is a fourth-dimensional vampire."
by Capuchin for Hire June 20, 2021
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Sight Vampire

When someone see blood they get excited and happy. They would self harm just to see that. Maybe kill animals or kill someone. It's too dangerous so they just self harm or ask other Sight Vampires. But to make it shorter just say S.Vamp
"Is it bad if I am a Sight Vampire?"
by BloodCutie~<3 August 2, 2017
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Validation Vampire

Key traits of a validation vampire:
• Constant need for praise and attention
• Self-focused; conversations center on their needs
• Frequent complaining and victimhood
• Little emotional reciprocity
• Blames others for their problems
• Leaves others feeling drained

How they drain energy:

• People-pleasing as a way to earn validation
• Creating drama or crises to attract attention
• Relying on others for continuous emotional reassurance
She avoids spending too much time with him because he turns every interaction into an opportunity to feed his inner validation vampire.
by Chiefee42 November 8, 2025
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Toad vampire

A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her
Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.

Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
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The boy looks at picture of a sexy vampire chick with her boobs out and having his imagination and stroking himself while he feels the stimulation in is penis. As soon as he Ejaculates, he has finished feeling the power of the sexy Vampire Chick.
Masturbating Pictures of a Hot Vampire Chick with at least a pair of her boobs out with no shame in her. Power with a feeling of Virtual Vampire Chick
by LonelyVampire July 9, 2019
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Dirty Vampire

It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking
Bro I pulled a dirty vampire on my bday yester day and I’m really sore
by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022
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