Prep Twin

Some one with small muscles and a small penis who dresses and acts in a manner in which one would think they are strong, but in fact are weak little bitches.

“Hey dude, put some fucking weight on the bar you prep twin.”

by hellobwordshdhcbsjxjd November 9, 2019

b-twine

The act of drinking a whole bottle of cheap wal-mart wine before your blind date shows up then talking smack to your date and you end up bagging her then proceed to deliver her a two hour long fuck session.

Brent crushed a bottle of La Moneda Reserva Malbec before his It’s Just Lunch date and ended up getting a b-twine.

by InTheMile November 20, 2019

Non-Twin Twin

When you're the older brother to a sister three years your junior and, due to development timeline differences, you end up resembling twins your entire life. Oftentimes this phenomenon results in common themes present in actual real life twins. Twin telepathy, for example, is one of these anomalies and is described as one twin being able to access the thoughts and feelings of the other twin without any signs or prompting.

Her: hey Tom, what's that movie where -
Him: The Princess Bride, for the 7th time ?!?!?!
Her: thanks! Was stuck in my head...

Her: hey! do you want to ligh-
Him: Light up? I have a J prepped waiting for you to ask
Her: word! I've been hustling my ass all day and
Him: And you ran out two days ago... yeah, I know. I gotchu sissy
Her: Preciate' it Non-Twin Twin

by TDiesel December 16, 2019

Gay Twinge

Jovial Locker Room Homosexuality

Yep, them rugby players had a gay twinge. Drank beer out of other men’s asses and a dirty boot.

by El Paso Native February 10, 2020

The twin tower

when u have 2 tall twins in bed and then u lay them parallel to each other. Then you jump at them having your arms out like an airplane.

"Dude why u have back pain??"

" Last nigt i hade a tressome and the girl did a the twin tower"

"dude, Thats sound terrible"

"yes, my back hurts"

by bihogrpihväiv May 12, 2020

A twinge

Someone incredibly incompetent and oblivious to everything that goes on around them. They know nothing

“Wait is Shawn gay?!”
“yeah they’ve been gay for like 5 years how did you not know?! Your such a twinge”

by Drapple.4.life November 15, 2020

The Twindom

the best youtube channel out there. THEY POST ONCE A WEEK... two twins, and a dream

hey ken, have you watched the twindom recently

by twindom November 23, 2020