turkey heart

Clasping of the testicles in the hole made by touching the index finger to the thumb. The scrotum is stretched across the testicles and lays on the side of the hand; by gently squeezing the finger and thumb closer together it appears if the "heart" is beating.

After his seventh tequila shot, Chad stood up and showed everyone at the party his turkey heart.

by Baliho December 31, 2009

Turkey Turner

Profession: The poor soul that stares at turkey butts all day while he/she roasts them over an open flame.

How much do you make as a turkey turner?

Not much.
Not much at all.

by TasteyTown February 5, 2010

turkey tummy

the enlargement of one's stomach right after eating thanksgiving dinner, usually involving too much turkey

"i probably wont be able to fit into my clothes on black friday with this big turkey tummy"

by chubsman December 3, 2009

Cold Turkey

Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.

Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.

Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.

Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!

by IDlOT August 21, 2011

Turkey in the straw

A penis ( and testicles) surrounded by pubic hair.

Hey babe, check-out this turkey in the straw that I've got here... gobble-gobble-gobble... hmm...?

by zwasbk613 November 1, 2016

Turkey Boy

A boy that looks like or is related to some kind of bird.

Abdullaaaa.....ello ello?

by JTD March 30, 2005

Turkey Baster

Any junkie who has been using needles so long that they have blown out all of their veins and now must break the tip off of the needle and squirt their dope (heroin, cocaine, meth, oxys...whatever their drug of choice is) up their ass to get high. This is usually followed by the person shitting his/herself and is pretty amusing to watch.

Junkie #1: I love to turkey baste my dope but i hate cleaning the shit off my leg when I am done.

Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.

It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.

by two lips April 20, 2010