standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022

Sub standard stand in

Some imposter look alike, faking their way thru life, pretending to be somebody on the east coast.

Paige, your guest is a sub standard stand in.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

Purple Haze (stand)

Not to be confused with narcotics or the hit song by Jimi Hendrix.

"This is some good shit man"

"Did you just inhale that Purple Haze (stand)?"

"Uhh...... yeah?"

"Not even Crazy Diamond can save you now"

by Above Average Jojo Fan September 28, 2023

Standing on the plank

Waiting for the worse of a situation but hoping for a different outcome.

I’ve been standing on the plank for days now, waiting for everything to fall apart but still hoping it won’t.

by Kewio (beatsbyjxz) April 23, 2025

Peg Stand

It’s like a keg stand, but instead involves pegging.

Hey you silly goose, let’s get drunk and do a peg stand

by The Flatulator May 23, 2025

stand off half

Rugby player who plays stand off half usually Can’t fill out his shirt and is the Only player who can kick for shit but is also a right knob head. They range from 170cm to 180cm.

Their a proper stand off half they are.

by Average brummie69 August 8, 2024

Milk Stand

When you and some friends cum in a girl, she does a handstand, you shake her up and then equip straws and drink the milkshake in her pussy.

Ben: Hey bro, me and my girlfriend are gonna make a milk stand later. wanna come?
Tom: hell yeah dude.

by Smokegrasseataass August 8, 2022