Hype wagon

Happiness that isn't contained to a single person but that can be joined in on and shared between multiple people

Why you wish Casper was here? Because he would jump on my hype wagon with me.

by Tinkseate August 14, 2022

Station Wagon Rich

Very specific flex by old money, especially those in academic circles. The wagon can be Volvo, Mercedes, Audi, or BMW; the older, the better. It will be navy, black, silver, or British racing green. Every other car/suv is viewed as trashy or “new money”. The wagon driver goes out of their way not to display their wealth, not out of modesty, but because they know someone else will tell anyone who needs to know just how rich they are. Wagon is often passed down to child after decades of driving by original owner.

I knew when he mentioned having a Volvo, that he was Station Wagon Rich.

by OldMoneyBunny August 21, 2022

Puss Wagon

A tall sip of water who gets much tail while driving his mom’s station wagon.

That Mario Lopez is a real puss wagon.

by 2legit2start August 26, 2022

Fairy Wagon

A stupid vehicle, typically driven by dudes that like penis. Commonly used to refer to squatted trucks

Look at that, found another Fairy Wagon. Why do people squat those things anyways?

by professional_retard September 7, 2022

Meat Wagon

An Early and Slang term for old Ambulances that were based on a standard car chassis, instead of a larger chassis, like a van or truck chassis. There was a high mortality rate in said ambulances because the equipment was primitive compared to what is found in modern ambulances.

Stan:Hey, did you hear how Kenny almost got decapitated in the back of Nurse Gollum's Meat Wagon?

Kyle:Yeah, at least he's safe in the Hospital... I hope...

by AsianMan_45 November 18, 2022

Turd Wagon

A juvenile term of endearment often used by siblings as a way to bond.

Way to go turd wagon.

by Buttmunch1! October 9, 2022

Wagon

A wagon is not only a transportation device (one especially loved by Girl Scouts to sell cookies) but is also a great nickname for someone with a precious meaning. A Wagon is someone near and dear to your heart that has a spectacular sense of humour and is a fantastic accountant.

Wagons always cause laughter, bring friends together and best of all they enjoy pho. When in a crowd it is always super easy because they’re beyond stunning and always have freshly chopped bangs.

Wagons are exotically great at art and navigating public transit. Wagons are the freshest people you’ll ever meet.

Person 1: hey did you see that gal with the radiant smile and insanely hot bangs?
Person 2: yeah she has a sassy sense of humour and I heard she enjoys pho!
Person 3: looks like we’ve spotted a Wagon

by Embawemba100 October 12, 2022