Chili Wagon

When a group of guys are running a gay train after eating Taco Bell.

Matt missed the Chili Wagon because he was fishing.

by MAdub January 1, 2024

Slime Wagon

A slime wagon is a soaking wet vagina with a thick viscosity.

She sat on my lap and when she got up her slime wagon left a spot on my jeans

by Dirty_Berty May 22, 2025

Patty Wagon

Patty means ass cheeks and wagon is for riding. Thu meaning that a man rides the girl instead of the girl rising the man

You are a patty wagon

by fuck your moms mom May 27, 2017

Wagon Wheel

A decrepit soul with a limp so pronounced that they almost appear to sway back and forth like an old wooden wagon wheel.

Hey Joe, check out Wagon Wheel limping around again.

by Trudat75 November 21, 2019

Wagon Wheel

Name given to a person who walks with crooked legs or a pronounced limp...usually due to a debilitating disease or injury.

Everyone laughed as Wagon Wheel hobbled down the hall at work...

by Trudat75 March 22, 2017

Driving the banter wagon

like 'hopping on the band wagon'.

-Apart from the desired person is driving the band wagon, i.e. leading the group.

-Further stretched to 'banter wagon'

(purely for the banter)

'oi...oi boys...im drivin this banter wagon straight to the kingy.'

'mate, pete is Driving the banter wagon ... and i like its destination!'

by Gravvers March 3, 2009

Jack Wagon

slang insult commonly used to describe a ridiculous, nonsensical idiot. The term originated in the west being used to describe the transportation system for prostitutes , hoes, tricks , scalawags, bitches and nappy headed hoes

Out west you better not get caught out in the Jack wagon.

by Charliefyffe December 12, 2018