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turned on

an emotion that means you are extremely happy or are experiencing large amounts of pleasure in your lower region. also known as your dick or pussy. some people refer to men being turned on as "happy."
Person 1: "God, that was hot. I'm so turned on right now."
Person 2: "Shut up and keep fucking me already."
by kokichioumadr3 June 17, 2022
mugGet the turned onmug.

turn his lights on

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on
by A.Artsy December 18, 2017
mugGet the turn his lights onmug.

Turn one on

Let's go to the bar and turn one on
by Mcmcmcmcdaddy2.0 August 10, 2021
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The May Turn

Anyone who realises what they have just said or done has gone down like a lead balloon and does the May turn faster than Johan Cruyff.
I will be a difficult woman and push for a hard Brexit, no, I'm doing the May Turn please, please, please prop up my government.
by waynemeister June 10, 2017
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turn on your filter

A phrase used to tell someone to think about what they say before saying it.
Dude, turn on your filter there are children here!

Keep your filter on when in the holocaust museum.
by Shaggytron May 21, 2018
mugGet the turn on your filtermug.

turn off your notifications

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.
if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)
by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 4, 2022
mugGet the turn off your notificationsmug.

FLORIDA Turn

A FLORIDA Turn, is an abrupt, erratic, or otherwise unpredictable drastic change in direction, often involving multiple lane changes (with or without a signal) in order to ensure you don't miss your exit. After all, a true FLORIDA driver is always the only one on the road ( or at least, the only one that matters to them).
Kyle was driving down the highway in the left lane. All of a sudden he noticed his exit quickly passing him by, so he made a FLORIDA Turn
by FlaudaBoi May 22, 2020
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