European Switch

A phenomenon in American political discourse where European countries are either socialist or capitalist depending on whether or not it benefits the argument you are trying to make.

"Europe countries aren't socialist, they're capitalist countries with strong social safety nets."

"Okay, lets build a strong social safety net."

"No that's socialism."

"A yes, the old European Switch."

by epic bruh gamer March 14, 2020

MAGA switch

When a Trump supporter, usually a man, poses as a liberal on Tinder so he get more dates an ultimately have sex with liberal girls. Post sex, however, he divulges to her that he did in fact vote for Trump. This was the result of so many women saying “swipe left if you voted for Trump” on Tinder.

How did your date last night go?

Pretty good, until I gave her the ol’ MAGA Switch then she slapped me!

by Ron Hairimy April 8, 2023

The good old switch

When you are being raped give the switch and rape them back

You just got the good old switch and you got raped

by Big booty 133 June 30, 2017

Switch crew

A group who makes short work of redefining their sexuality on a daily basis

The switch crew made their decision hand in hand.

by Blunt Terry November 15, 2020

Bait and Switch

One of the more common forms of shitposting. A video with something on the cover that will make you click on it. (eg. an anime girl in a bikini) Then the actual video is a shitpost, usually making fun of you for being a horny bastard or sudden ear rape.

Guy 1: Did you see the new video someone posted in #nsfw? I heard it's really saucy.
Guy 2: It's just a bait and switch. I was expecting boobs but instead got my ears blown off by Scout from TF2.

by weakspaget February 5, 2022