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your mum

your mum!
by Master Bitchington January 28, 2022
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ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.
kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum
by urmum12345 April 29, 2021
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flair your mum

Bending your mother to look like a scooter then perform a flair
by BenefitsBenedict October 2, 2019
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Mummed

I was so mummed last night!
by Manekchop August 27, 2025
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lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself
guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes
by jason leland April 27, 2022
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ur mum

ur mum is heckin gay
by xX_epicamer_Xx November 14, 2018
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Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum
by Grudgehe January 17, 2019
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