lady burrito

The scrumptious monthly product of a woman’s internal taco shop. Once it has churned out copious amounts of its famous sauce, it is rolled up with absorbent pad and wrapper. This is the lady burrito. Shining it’s majesty atop the trash in the waste bin, it can be confused for those of the Bell or Chipotle variety, early in the morning. But behold, it is neither. It is the lady burrito.

S: Dude, you threw away a Taco Bell burrito?
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.

by legendsword2 March 14, 2018

Nata burrito

A word said when you are trying to get someone’s attention and they are rude enough to ignore the person. It is said with an accent if the persons choice and is usually said by screaming

“Are you even listening to me?hello?? NATA BURRITO!!!”

by A joe cock November 12, 2020

Snot Burrito

When you're afraid of blowing your nose in public, so you just pinch the snot into your face mask. It is indeed a disgusting sensation.

"I really had to blow my nose on the bus, but I didn't want to make anyone scared ... so I blew it into my face mask."
"That's what I call a snot burrito!"

by waffleenio February 9, 2022

Alabama Burrito

The act of opening a man’s urethra and shitting into it. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Durham loves receiving Alabama Burritos from Gabby.

by QuesoNacho January 13, 2024

Burrito

Unliquified soup in a tortilla

"Babe, did you eat the burritos that were in the fridge??? I'm trying to make soup and can't find them."

by Evil Kermit July 19, 2023

burrito kiss

When either you and/or the gal you're going to make out with have consumed a fair amount of Taco Bell before you start kissing, causing the scent of Burritos to drift up into your nose as you're making out.

"Me and Amy drunkenly shared a little burrito kiss before I hate fucked her."

by Penis McFuckFace September 4, 2014

Burrito Shyt

Mexican fine shyt

She’s burrito shyt, damn she’s a fine ahh Mexican

by Dyck_cheeze69 May 2, 2025