brandon middleton

The best boyfriend ever

Wow Brandon Middleton is the love of my life

by Minxisdead March 29, 2017

Brandon Touhey

Fu*k Boy that thinks that he is the sh*t and he can get any girl that he wants

Brandon Touhey is such a douche bag fu*k boy.

by bigboy746 October 14, 2019

brandon curse

This is what you call falling in love with a farmer.

Man you went to Texas and met that farmer and got the brandon curse

by Puppppy123 January 31, 2017

Brandon Tatchell

HE HIS A SET 8 FUCKING MONG HE ALSO THINKS HE IS MASSIVE AND WILL KNOCK OUT ANYONE WHEN IN REALITY HES A FUCKING PUSSY AND HE IS RETARDED CUNT I WILL SPARK HIM TF OUT THE DUTTY MONG HE IS ALSO A SLY CUNT AND HE STINKS OF PURE PISS DOESNT WASH IS THE BIGGEST REEM TO EVER GRACE THE EARTH

"do you know that brandon tatchell kid " oh yeh i do hes a proper mong

by HITLERBOYOBACH July 4, 2020

Brandon Slavin

A little fuck head with big muscles. He will violently attack you if provoked. He listens to Travis Scott and buys the sexiest drip. Will consume any drug at any time. *DO NOT APPROACH* he is prone to moaning in your ear

Hoe 1: Brandon Slavin killed my dog!
Hoe 2: I wonder if he is Jewish

by Factsbyzach January 31, 2022

Brandon Vince

The name of someone who enjoys eating the contents of his pencil case, to prove that turtles are weak.

Brandon Vince is eating a ruler agen.

by PinkCorgi121 November 23, 2021

Brandon McCarthy

To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20

I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy

by Sandman September 14, 2018