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Conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka controller.
She couldn't see the controller that was right beside her because she had conk blindness
by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019
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blind hawk

An act made in black ops descibing when one "acidentaly" kills his opponent with a tomahawk. Trust me its fucking crazy i did this a bunch of times i was in nuke town and i couldn't find my friend and i jus blindly through it from behind the hummer and it hit him on the stairs of the yellow house, it bounced off the book shelf on the second floor and hit him.....boom!! head shot
Dude yesterday while on playstation network i pulled a blind hawk on my friend it was crazy!!!
by bonbonboobiemanzzzzz February 20, 2011
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Blind Sausage Whiff

That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff
by RockyWears April 18, 2024
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colour blind test

stop, this isn't a browser >:(
by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021
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blind eye syndrome

Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.

When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.

If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”
by Thomas Hobbes II March 4, 2022
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Blind Gonzo

When you are too drunk or whiskey dicked to do a blind unicorn.
I was so drunk i couldnt give her a blind unicorn, it looked like a blind gonzo.
by bigEVLwhtman August 20, 2018
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united blind

A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.
United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn

All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum
by HumbleFootballGuy420 March 8, 2019
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