bacon shellshock

A condition one suffers from after experiencing the severe emotional stress of the pop/crackling and subsequent splattering of molten-hot grease during the frying of bacon. Though one need not actually be splattered with hot grease and burned, each pop and crackle of the frying bacon causes one to duck and cover in mortal fear.

"Making breakfast has left me with a bad case of the bacon shellshock."

by Bacon Lover 4 Life September 28, 2013

Bacon Academy

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"yo did you take your schizophrenia pills yet?"
"I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY "

by ihatethefrench782 June 15, 2022

Bacon Thief

when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.

"Where did all our bacon go?"

"must've been the Bacon Thief."

by maeskyzie November 08, 2023

Bacon Chip

Derived from the Hungry Jacks menu item "Bacon Chip Butty". Used to describe someone who is a bit of a dumb cunt.

Him: "Did you hear about Brayden?"
Her: "Yeah what a Bacon Chip"
Him: "Such a Butty"

by SindromNobba June 10, 2021

popcorn bacon

the result of leaving a piece or more of bacon in the microwave or on the stove and causing it to shrivel into the shape of popcorn.

guy 1:"Hey you hungry?"
guy 2:"A little, why"
guy 1:"i... accidentally made popcorn bacon and i don't want it."
guy2:"Oh, ok uh... no thanks then>"

by Fredd the Narwhal April 05, 2010

Stay Bacon

(Be all cool on a nigga) The opposite of going ham. Keeping your shit together.

"Bruh, Imma go ham on this bitch if he don't keep his mouth off me"
"Shit, he ain't nothing but a bitch, stay bacon bruh, stay bacon."

by Yay Bacon January 11, 2012

Bacon Stuffer

Some fat white girl that shoves bacon in her pussy

i bet that girl is a Bacon Stuffer

by Slitmythroatdry September 16, 2009