Taint Sparkle

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.

"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."

by klickklackpow January 6, 2012

Taint Noogie

This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.

Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?

Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."

by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022

Taint buster

When a guy either fucks a girls taint by ramming his dick against it until it's bruised or finger blasts the taint until it's bruised

*girl* "Wow, my taint really hurts!"
*boy* "Yeah I bet, I Taint Buster 'd that with my dick last night for hours!"

by Willywilbert6969 July 7, 2015

Taint Waffer

the dried up spoge that settles in ones ass crack

Girl: Oh my god, i had anal last night, and i have a huge taint waffer in my crack.

by aceboxer March 4, 2012

lick a taint

Putting your toungue between the ass crack and ball sack, usually of a man, and slightly stroking it

Suck bricks faggot!
Lick a taint, Joe!

by RuralDictionary$$$ August 14, 2016

Cobra Taint

Cobra taint is when you massage your taint after orgasm to get all of the semen out. This technique is known to prevent drips.

Oh man, I forgot to cobra taint after my shower this morning, and now I'm dripping!

by Bestie420 July 21, 2022

stripper taint

the ultimate chode

"that dude is straight stripper taint"

by Rofl_copter1105 August 19, 2022