misery-top

when you tell someone something slightly sad and they respond in saying something much worse, as though trying to win a competition that only they are participating in.

Person 1: "I had so much homework this weekend!"
Person 2: "Well I got attacked by a bear!"
Person 1: "Way to just misery-top me."

by geek522 November 6, 2011

Top Turn

A type of manouvre in the sport of surfing in which the surfer completes a turn at the top of the wave preferably petruding the top of the wave with the nose of the board

did you see that amazning top turn i just performed !!!!

by Surfingdude_2007 July 29, 2009

Yoghurt top

When you blow your juicy load over your partners chest and then proceed to smear the baby gravy across the chest until it resembles a t-shirt or a "top".

Dude I totally gave your mum a yoghurt top last night, it was great. I made her lick it off my hands afterwards.

by kyle hudson small May 27, 2018

Top fishing

A gay context of catfishing another male bottom into thinking you’re a top, based off masculine appearance. Giving off a trade look.

Justin: You so fine, I know you give good D***
Dae: Lol, I don’t use my D*** i’m just a masculine looking bottom.
Justin: OMG… not you top fishing

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Top Waffler

When Someone chats the most sh** 💀

U see Dan, yeah he’s a Top Waffler
#chatsmostshit #topwaffler

by SudaniMelon February 3, 2019

Bot top

Oral sex from a robot or modern sex doll

This bar sucks; I’m going home to get some bot top.

by SonsOfGND May 5, 2018

peen top

The top of a man's penis, visible when his pants or underwear are pulled down too far.

You could totally see Brad's peen top when Joe tried to shank him.

by Redesigner February 21, 2009