Grass

That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.

Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Grass

The anti henry

Henry will never touch grass

by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 27, 2025

Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022

Graped In The Grass

Graped in The Grass

(adjective)
Stomped or completely wreckt. It means owning an opponent so hard they got squashed.

Person A: You just got Graped in The Grass!
Person B: Stomped down to the core!

by songstral June 6, 2017

Grass Shinobi

Grass Shinobi meaning I obliterated these people in PvP and that makes me awesome

OH MY GOD MAN IM JUST SO Grass Shinobi

by Grass Shinobi January 16, 2021

National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after

November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards

by TedyTSN November 3, 2019

grass

something you should touch because you sit on your $100 desktop setup at 5 fps tryharding soooooooo hard you caused a flood.

timmy: plays for 699 hours on fortnight*
mum: get your musty dusty fusty ass off that computer and touch that grass timmy
timmy:not even in your dreams
mum:gets the belt*
timmy:OKOK chill
timmy:brings the setup outside and plays*
mom: facepalms*

by your local unnormal person September 11, 2022