Period. Menstruation. Satan's sacrificial fountain week. That 7 days or so when a biologically female person's uterus wall layers shed a microscopic egg and blood and tissues while the person with said uterus typically becomes a dragon that does not tolerate anyone or anything.
by HerTurtleHighness October 23, 2015
Get the dragon weekmug. by gizmorpheus December 20, 2014
Get the cunt dragonmug. The reason why I woke up in my neighbours back garden at 6:30am feeling like utter crap and not having a clue about how I got there.
I might have had a Dragon Soop or two last night and things got slightly out of hand let me say that!
by MrFunny83 January 24, 2022
Get the Dragon Soopmug. by Ifreadyoubad January 7, 2021
Get the Dragon Simulatormug. by El_chopo April 21, 2021
Get the dragon sushimug. Lee: “What a night…”
Mike: “I can see that!”
Lee: “I know, my eyes are really red..”
Mike: “They certainly are - it looks like you’ve been milking a dragon…”
Lee: “Must’ve been something he ate..”
Mike: “I can see that!”
Lee: “I know, my eyes are really red..”
Mike: “They certainly are - it looks like you’ve been milking a dragon…”
Lee: “Must’ve been something he ate..”
by Mickey Rawlins June 28, 2022
Get the Milking a Dragonmug. Sexual intercourse wherein one partner is positioned behind the other (i.e., "doggy style"), during which one or both partners are exceptionally high on hallucinogens, or at least have particularly good imaginations.
Boredom is the mother of innovation.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
by stardust crusader January 15, 2018
Get the dragon ridingmug.