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ruby cannon

Ruby cannon is a skinny legend

And a joker who is mans best mate innit
by Jack113 July 29, 2019
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One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.
I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.
by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024
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A cannon to a pebble

A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.
Person 1: Cheese good

Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....

Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble
by Herr Shrek December 19, 2021
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Ass cannon

When you stick a dildo in your ass and shoot it out at a person like a cannon
Bro my girl and I were f****** last night and she gave me an ass Cannon
by Gvln March 26, 2022
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hummus cannon

When you dress up as Scotsman and stand at the top of castle fizzing on the people below shouting hummus cannon!
I was walking by this castle and there was this man stood up at the top of it firing jizz on the people beloe, shouting hummus cannon. Covered I was! Fortunately I had some carrots to clean my face
by MrHummus February 12, 2025
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Cannon Levi Lamar

THE nicest person you will meet. He has been in multiple relationships and doesn't like {coopkakes}.

If you are reading this Cannon you might be creeped out but trust me I know you...
Chloe: Have you seen {Cannon Levi Lamar's} butt?
Dakota: WTF uh... Missed me with {dat} {gay shit}
by coopkakes July 16, 2018
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Super Suck Cannon

A weapon used by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. It can shoot out cannon balls and then suck, using the suck at a ledge can lead to a stale. You can also use the cannon to perform Suck and Cuck.
Oh crap, he is using his Super Suck Cannon.
by Yoinky Bruh March 12, 2019
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