Cancer

The term everyone uses for something that's incredibly edgy until someone they knows gets it.

Guy 1: Did you see that new Logan Paul video?

Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty cancerous wasn't it

Guy 3: hey did you guys here that guy 4 got cancer?

Guy 1: shit sorry I didn't know...

by 69meme_killer69 February 12, 2018

Cancer

TikTok

Friend: Wanna film a Tik Tok?
Me: You mean cancer?

by God of Papaya April 14, 2020

Its not Cancer

It is used by people who lost their children and disagreeing that Cancer exists.

Its not Cancer its surprise bone growth.

Its not Cancer its surprise cell growth

by Cavejoncen October 21, 2019

Hessticular Cancer

A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty

Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”

by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023

cancer

Something that kills

I would say your aim is cancer, but cancer actually kills people.

by bjjdfnvbdjfnvnjdknvfkdefnv October 10, 2022

Cancer

The biggest douche.

Ronald: Did you here Caleb got diagnosed with cancer?
Mcdonald: Yeah, Cancer's such a Douche.

by Default Mate December 13, 2018

Cancer

Cancer is A GAY QUEER WHO SHOULD NEVER EXIST AND I HOPE NO ON EVER GETS IT AND IF U DO I PREY THAT IT GETS CURED.

Cancer is so stupid if u get i feel terrible for you and i hope the best.

by CANCER IS BAD April 23, 2019