Brandon Slavin

A little fuck head with big muscles. He will violently attack you if provoked. He listens to Travis Scott and buys the sexiest drip. Will consume any drug at any time. *DO NOT APPROACH* he is prone to moaning in your ear

Hoe 1: Brandon Slavin killed my dog!
Hoe 2: I wonder if he is Jewish

by Factsbyzach January 31, 2022

Brandon Vince

The name of someone who enjoys eating the contents of his pencil case, to prove that turtles are weak.

Brandon Vince is eating a ruler agen.

by PinkCorgi121 November 23, 2021

brandon maitchell

scary grinch with a shite trim and lots of red spots

has an huge obsession with panda girl and will do anything for her

overall proper bargain

emily: omg can you hear the ground shaking??
imogen:yeah it’s just brandon maitchell coming down the stairs

emily:oh okay xx

by yer mawwwww October 14, 2020

Brandon Santiago

The weird emo kid at my school who has airpods , supreme , and an iphone x . He also eats a lot of beans

Brandon Santiago is such a beaner.

Joey Novak aka Pablo Escobar sold Brandon a ton of beans.

K Milli said he would spare some beans for Brandon if he put his soundcloud link in his bio.

nobody:
Brandon Santiago
Hey guys do you have any beans?
Me and my family are soo hungry!

by Skyleigh April 23, 2019

president brandon

president brandon is the best president of the us, bar none. he has done such wonders as destroying our economy, hiking our gas prices up, and eating ice cream.

oh, how i love president brandon-chan.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 1, 2022

Pulling a Brandon

When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) specifies an ETA for coming back or logging on, but end up appearing out of nowhere hours past the ETA.

He said he'd be on in an hour, but is he pulling a Brandon?

by Sincerely, reptilian overlords June 6, 2019

brandon alban

Brandon is a kind soul. but dont be fooled by this act of kindness, all Brandons are GAY and this is a force not to be reckoned with because he will touch you.

looks is a gay brandon alban lol they are all gay

by a man who never lies April 29, 2021