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Gen Alpha

The devil himself disguised as a generation. It indicates torture, sickness, and a reason to commit arson. They usually use the terms: "skibidi", "skibidi toilet", and much more I'd rather not think about. It's filled with 6th graders and 8th graders that should do something more useful in their ripe age of a tween or teen other that dedicate their life to saying COMPLETE gibberish. Meanwhile... there is a large chance that "Gen Alpha" isn't a generation– more of a disease that may or may not start another pandemic. So keep your brain safe and AVOID gen alpha. If one approaches you, get your pepper spray out immediately.
Dad: Hey, Hun? Y/N is acting strange... what's up with them?
Mom: Oh. They are now something called "Gen Alpha".
Y/N: SKIBIDI TOILET ON TOP
Dad: I can't believe this guy is my child

(I used they/them pronouns to make it less specific so don't send out homophobic slurs).
by st4rz_ December 15, 2023
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Alpha 🐺🐺🐺

The alpha of your wolf clan 🐺👹
"Oh my gosh, he's the alpha 🐺🐺🐺 of the moon clan!"
by cakedog1529 April 20, 2024
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Menses alpha

A: sup man...
B: wattup...
C: menses alpha...
by Kinoham January 3, 2020
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Alpha

A narcissistic, 130 lb bitch who wants to join the Marine Corps. The type of kid who runs it down mid in League of Legends because he thinks he can 1v5 the other team and complains when he gets absolutely mauled to death. The weak ass idiot who screams alpha, barely does 2 pullups, and falls off the bar because he gassed himself. The pussy who will pick a fight with the Crips all by himself because in the end, he is "the one true alpha"
Brendan: "Did you know Chris Vuong is a faggot ass bitch?"
Clifford: "Nah man. Chris is alpha as FUCK"
by pr0m0nt0ry February 24, 2020
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Alpha widow

A woman who obsesses over the image of a man. Although she can live a normal life and move on she feels a void. If she’s able to remeet the man if she’s sensible she’ll see he was nothing she imagine. If unsensible will go back to him despite his red flags.

People who suffer from alpha widow syndrome are able to live normal lives and grow and find someone better but the image they gave a person distorts reality so they’re not able to see things for how they are.
The spiritual may also call this a soul tie.
She’s suffering from alpha widow syndrome so she won’t come out of her head.
by Unija777 February 12, 2024
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Alpha Plop

"poop is alpha plop"
"no, ur alpha plop u silly goose"
by YO MOMMA ANGELLANT August 15, 2021
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Alpha Dogging

when someone does that fake jump thing
Melodie likes to intimidate people by Alpha Dogging
by notmelodie February 17, 2021
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