but that's just my opinion

"I know it's bigoted, ill-informed and offensive, but I'm going to say it anyway."

"Immigrants are bleeding the country dry, but that's just my opinion."

by Mentalfloss October 28, 2013

That's a shame

Used to express superficial and sarcastic sympathy for somebody's misfortune when said in a very nonchalant tone. Made famous by Jerry Seinfeld.

Friend: "I really want that suit but I can't afford it"

You: "That's a shame"

by Earl Barrett July 7, 2009

That's How I feed my Eel.

A simple justification to why you do something odd or random.

"Roman, why do you like snapping your neighbors' necks?"
"Well, Brittney, That's How I feed my Eel."

by HipstaSquirrel June 14, 2016

That's like hiking without high heels!

Used when talking about a really bad idea or something that seems very hard to do

"Let's write an Octave function with many for loops"
"Dude! That's like hiking without high heels!"

by Idoger Bontes October 4, 2018

THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

said when someone gets roasted.

guy 1: guy 2 you a big poopoo head.
guy 3: THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE.
guy 2: :(

by BOT1games April 20, 2019

That’s so beer

A phrase used to describe someone or something that is absolutely frat as fuck. Something that is “so beer” must be related to shotgunning, chugging, funneling, getting unhealthy amounts of pussy, the nelk boys, anything fraternal, etc.

“Bro! Look at this badass Steve will do it funnel I just copped! “Damn dude, that’s so beer!”

by Charles McNeal July 9, 2021

That's not what she said

what she wouldn't say.

unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.

m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"

k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)

m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.

(That is not what she said)

k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)

m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)

by kn and mk August 16, 2010