Lazy teacher syndrome

LTS is a billijim gaterson disease that he found when he was working as a nurse in a school.
He saw a teacher poop in a student from LTS

Oh shit our teacher has LTS and is shitting in jordans mouth

Lazy teacher syndrome

by U_iS-A HO;;NiGa November 25, 2018

Call Your Teacher "Mom"

(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!

(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"

by Heh, im better than you November 12, 2019

my music teacher

he kind of looks like big ed

my music teacher kind of looks like big ed. he's that hot.

by fuck-me-grande November 11, 2020

Your annoying ass teacher

The person that helps u solve problems that you’d never have without them.

Your annoying ass teacher that makes your life a living hell. Her name is cow.
1: “I love my ANNOYING ASS TEACHER!”
2: “class pet” 😒

by New Dictonse May 6, 2021

Tethering

The process of connecting an employee to a laptop in order to facilitate a greater yield in productivity. Usually performed via guilt, fear, loyalty or clause in contract of employment.

Bob: dude, why are you still working on that thing?? It's past midnight and you're on holiday in Vegas!!

John: ah crap, my company has this tethering clause in all their contracts - I have to finish this report no matter what!

Bob: dude!

by mr. duffy April 8, 2010

Tether ball

The act of finding an old man whose nut sack hangs very low and giving him a large amount of Viagra in order to make his penis erect. Once erect, slap his nut sack and see how many times his nut sack will wrap around his own penis. Whoever gets the most wrap arounds wins.

Hey do you wanna play Tether ball after school?
Yeah sure!!! But whose grandpa will we use?

by kwlab April 19, 2011

Teachering

To teach young children at a young age.

The sixth grader was teachering a first grader

by Donald Trump the II May 27, 2018