Sour take

An opinion that is so bad that it makes you screw your face like you were just screwed in the throat by a lemon.

"Did you hear Johnny's opinion on that new movie?"
"Yeah, what a sour take."

by EricIsntSmart April 6, 2022

take a tote

To pass tha smoke.to take a tote

Let me take a tote of tha cigar

by O.G. PHILLY November 7, 2017

Take it to Maury.

When lifes troubles come i whether it be battling with your sexuality, or simple maternity test. Just go and watch Maury, he make life a little better.

Thing 1: I need help with my math homework.
Thing 2: Here take it to Maury.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 March 11, 2019

Take a Morten

When a person spends all cash on cheap Eastern European vodka, gets lost and falls asleep on a sidewalk.

"I bet you will take a Morten on the next party"
"Last weekend I was so drunk, I took a Morten"

by KimKjosnes February 17, 2017

Take a Battista

When your bowels feel like they are going to empty and you need to take a massive shit.

After eating at golden correls dinner buffet, I found myself in search of a toilet so I could take a battista

by RockyIsReal March 2, 2019

take a condom

.'A compliment (mostly for a female, but also for men) that mean 'you look hot

:one sister goes on a date

?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks

by RasNir September 26, 2020

Take a break!

The thing that Eliza told Alexander to do but he didnt listen.

Well he never gon' be president now

Eliza: Take a break! and get away run away with us for the summer let's go upstate!

Alex: Um no

Also Alex: THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET

by KawaiiWolfAnime July 18, 2019