taking the rock

Said by a person in drug rehab

In two weeks, I'll be taking the rock.

by LVNILL December 16, 2017

Take a Battista

When your bowels feel like they are going to empty and you need to take a massive shit.

After eating at golden correls dinner buffet, I found myself in search of a toilet so I could take a battista

by RockyIsReal March 2, 2019

take a condom

.'A compliment (mostly for a female, but also for men) that mean 'you look hot

:one sister goes on a date

?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks

by RasNir September 26, 2020

Taking the Mickey

Irish slang

Taking the mickey out of someone.
To tease, make fun of someone, fooling someone, Almost always meant in a light-hearted way.

"Taking the piss" means pretty much exactly the same thing.
"Take the mick" variant, is more often used in the UK.

"Ah sure, I'm only taking the Mickey. I wasn't serious."

"What? Please tell me you're only taking the mickey?"

by Aingeal1 June 14, 2018

Taking a plunge

taking a big spicy douce that u need to get ready to take a plunge

Excuse me man I have a double spicy beef burrito and soon I'm taking a plunge

by Jazzy zizzle January 24, 2018

Taking a Linda

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.

She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?

by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018

mich-take

a derogatory remark in reference to a person or people from the state of michigan.

person 1 :wow, bob is a jerk!
person 2 : yeah hes from michigan

person 1: oh i should've figured he's a dirty mich-take

by simo708hayha September 5, 2013