When you're so enraged by your significant other that you decide to jump-dive into the air with your legs hoisted back behind your ears like a Tyson chicken, leading with your now-weaponized taint, impacting the upper region/face of your opposition with maximum force. Traditionally, one may threaten the taint bomb on several occasions until such a time that it is deployed.
by TheTaintBomb101 December 29, 2017
Get the taint bombmug. by jpinsdg1 January 20, 2019
Get the taintedmug. A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.
by IloveJon’smom May 24, 2023
Get the Chattahoochee taint splashmug. The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024
Get the Phoenician Taint Ticklemug. The fuzzy passageway of hair also known as the rectal road located between the anal cavity and the dick's tits.
by Gooch Smooch December 3, 2018
Get the Taint Fuzzmug. by Mommasboiii January 17, 2021
Get the Taint Gurglermug. Bit•O•Honey that has been stored in the front pocket of your pants, for at least an hour, warming it next to your balls and giving it a nice soft fresh caramel feel and consistency ready for either your consumption or to share with a friend.
by BourbonMike March 1, 2025
Get the Taint•O•Honeymug.