Blue Taco

The female version of blue balls.

To deny a female sex.

Joe: Man what happen to you after the party, you and the chick hook up.
Mike:No man, I could to tell that she really wanted the D though, but I had to much to drink so had to leave her with a blue taco.

by Carzick January 12, 2013

Waffle Taco

When engaged in sexual activity, the male pulls out a tennis racquet and smacks the female's vagina with it, causing the vagina to resemble a waffle. A waffle taco is only complete after the male yells "Waffle Taco!!"

Dude, I was totally nailing this girl last night and she was begging me to give her a waffle taco! It's the first time I've used my tennis racquet since I was on the high school team.

by Durrr! March 2, 2009

taco grinder

a guy grindin while drunk on a hideous girl in a taco suit and enjoying it, usually on Halloween and also nicknamed "Shotaro," after its creator

Yo did you see that taco grinder last night, yo that girl was a wildebeast

by Proclearing December 17, 2008

Fish taco

When the pussy smells like a fish taco.

Mike: Mann, i fucked this bitch last night, she had a fish taco

Chris: Ew. What did it taste like?

by iforgetmynamefuckrhdfsdfsdfsdf January 13, 2011

douche taco

A vagina filled with douche fluids.

Go eat a douche taco!

by Dreamerblade April 27, 2010

taco block

Like a cock block, but perpetrated by a female.

I was eyeballing a cute guy at that party last Thursday but I got taco blocked by that girl with the curly hair before I could make my move.

by L_Ho February 5, 2010

tit taco

the act of pushing together a girls tits and having sex with the cleavage.

"I just tit taco'd ginger last night"
- oh wow man I've always wanted to try that

by boxed beauty January 8, 2012