max moir

an odd man that goes on a walk as a date with a dog that he into. He dates a girl who sounds like a librarian but looks like she gonna go into solitary confinement and doesn't even know if hes dating her

wha is that MAX MOIR

by big fat man October 19, 2020

max rat

Ugly thing

That "Max Rat" is fugly.

by Maxyyy Rat June 22, 2017

max walker

Max walker has to be the most wonderful person on the entire planet of earth. He loves Ella Smith forever and ever and he is the best of the best. He is totally swagalicious and has all of the ladies coming after him. He is definitely my favorite person. Posted by Ella Smith

Max Walker and Ella- I ship it.

by Ella loves me November 28, 2017

max ammo

What you say when you need the odds to be in your favor

You:You're never gonna win the lottery
Me: Max Ammo!
Me:*wins lottery*

by Real_River_Child February 22, 2017

Max Kong

To use the excuse to make a cup of tea so you can flirt with the maid that's cleaning the kitchen.

Dude, I just caught Greg Max Konging while he's supposed to be at the meeting!

by Maxkongman July 20, 2016

salty max

A really salty person who is obnoxious and dumb

He is such a salty max

by Jmoney538783 January 17, 2018

Max walker

A fat kid who manages to masturbate with there flab

Person 1: god I hate max walker
Person 2: but he does have talent

by You.mama February 16, 2018