The Mind Stone

When you pass a kidney stone while cumming on a woman's forehead.

Yo did you hear what Ralph did to that girl last night?
Yeah I heard he did The Mind Stone on his bitch.

by Vision_69420_master May 28, 2021

Cum stone

A stone that is made of or creates cum. The stone is usually blue and is presented in fontcest fan art (unfortunately)

“Bro is that the cum stone”
“it’s a blanket”
“but blue”
“No”
“cum”

by GhostieToms January 18, 2022

Stone Age

Old People

You're Stone Age You Wouldn't Even Know What To Do With It

by Bigtymers228 February 10, 2018

the stoned master

The stoned master is the cannabis high martial arts counterpart version of the drunken master, but better because the high not only relaxes the body and mind but it gives clarity and focus with more perception in a fight. The stoned master is more healthy and agile as well with euphoric confidence. Eddie Bravo is one of the stoned masters of the MMA league.

Eddie Bravos skills improve every time he smokes and gets high and becomes the stoned master in the MMA ring. With his incredible focus of being high he is always one step ahead of his opponent.

by superbipolar420 November 20, 2015

carsick stoned

When you become so carsick you fall into a stoned trance. Emotionless. Zombielike. Unresponsive. Possibly sticking your tongue out.

Person 1: "Hey look at that bird! Whooooooa..."
Carsick Victim: "Eh." (closes eyes)
Person 1: "Fine. Be that way. At least I'm not carsick stoned. Suckaaaaah! :)"
Carsick Victim: "Eh."

by EpicBird July 17, 2011

Rolling Stoned

It’s also an upchurch song

•Charlie Daniels said you shouldn't go smoke that dope
But hell, I can't help, I love rolling stoned
Yeah, I love rolling stoned - Upchurch
• Bro, we are so rolling stoned tonight

by Smokey.42015 March 11, 2019

stone shiley

Ruler of a large mass of people. This person envokes fear wherever he/she travels, armies quake in fear of this person.

HOLY FUCK!! ITS STONE SHILEY!!!!

by joshuita August 21, 2011