Cream steamer

When a girl gets you so excited you shoot your load and spray shit at the same time!

You got so excite Your mom was jerking you off you laid a cream steamer on the bed sheets..

She was so hot I gave her a cream steamer

by Thomas broadway February 15, 2017

ethiopian steamer

When someone who is starving tries to take a shit on your chest, but is unable.

I took an ethiopian steamer on her chest before dying from starvation.

by asdf;lkji January 22, 2022

New York Steamer

The male in the relationship takes a poop on their partners chest. Then they stomp on it and the partner licks it off like ice cream.

I New York Steamered my girlfriend last night.

by TinyTerry August 24, 2025

Accrington Steamer

Blind fold a woman and crap between her breasts.

Used as a chat up line. Hello beautiful, if you’re still here when the bar closes how about we go for an Accrington Steamer.

by Ainsi316 January 24, 2024

My Little Pony Steamer

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.

Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.

"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"

by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022

The Smitty Steamer

Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.

Landy walked in on Chrissy giving Grimmer The Smitty Steamer

by Benjii Richards March 7, 2008

Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up

Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off

by buster903 October 16, 2010