Dizzy Spider Monkey

the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver

We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey

by Wacker of Whales June 16, 2010

spider-web sex

one one has sexual relations with another and becomes attached to eachother emotionally, like if your sprung patna

spider-web sex must have got caught up

by *militant*Kings Up January 2, 2009

Spider Man Networking

To continually link your computer to different wireless internet networks, usually while moving in a vehicle.

Jim really needed to finish downloading his music, so he was spider man networking all across town.

by schizoreindeer August 13, 2010

Rabid Spider Monkey

An extremely creepy, sex obsessed stalker.

Son: I'm going out, be home soon.
MOM: watch out for rabid spider monkeys

by Mr. Lister Orchestra November 21, 2013

Curry spider phenomenon

When around 400 spiced curry coated spiders crawl up a vagina hole

The curry spider phenomenon is happening in my v-jj right now matty crawl up inside mmib

by Curry mister January 16, 2017

Spider King Clan

S.K.C. gang originating from northern Alabama

That guy is a member of spider king clan

by Blahblahniggawtf January 10, 2018

Spider-Man jerk

When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.

My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk

by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020