Thrift Shop Yolo

When some kid raps the song thrift shop and everyone joins in, it's a THRIFT SHOP YOLO moment

everyone: IM GONNA POP SOME TAGS...
me, to friend: stop listening to your ipod, listen to this thrift shop yolo!

by SwAg Money March 5, 2013

Somalian Grocery Shopping

The act of shitting in a plastic bag then smacking everyone you see as you ride by in a wheel barrow, usually powered by someone you would consider your bitch.

Bro 1: "Dude did you see that guy going somalian grocery shopping?"
Bro 2: "Yah where do you think i got this black eye and the brown face dipshit."
Bro 1: "Queer"
Bro 2: "Queer"

by Ana Lee March 4, 2011

coffee shop pervert

an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.

Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.

by Tha_Cuddla May 4, 2005

Pawn Shop Tickets

asking someone for sex

hey do you have any pawn shop tickets?

by peanutbunny April 23, 2007

mattews shopping list

when you give somone a blow job in a store when its open

"dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

Candy shops

This shops will open when election come all the politicians will give candies n cookies to all the voters

ha another candy shops just good to hear but will never achieve what a candy shops with broken promises

by yik44 April 11, 2009

Kebab shop bird

A female, often fallen from the ugly tree, found in a late night food establishment. Gagging for it.

Having failed to pull all night, even having been unsuccessful in the quest for a ten-to-two bird, Jeffro saw that a kebab shop bird really had become the holy grail. Whilst in the queue for a dirty burger, Jeffro pulled a fat ginger bird with chilli sauce dribbling down her chin.

by Mike Ambrose January 26, 2006