shaking his own hand

A somewhat polite term for masturbation

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."

by bigmacs November 30, 2013

shalingy

Alias for a penis. Commonly known as hangdown, shlong, or pecker.

Oh my, his shalingy was huge!

by kv all-star January 4, 2014

Shaking a Dangler

When you are about to finish taking a dump but there is a small turd still hanging above the bowl and you can't squeeze it out, so you have to shake your butt around the toilet until it falls off.

Albert: Hey man, what took you so long?
Ralph: Sorry, I was busy shaking a dangler.

by Danolla December 19, 2014

shaking my mexican

When you're in the car and your friend is swerving in and out of lanes and they shake your chipotle

"Stop swerving you're shaking my Mexican!"

by Juan more time June 28, 2014

shaking your head

Shaking your head *smh*

You should be shaking your head right now because it's impossible to not know how to shake your head...bruh

by ChaosW April 15, 2015

Shaving the Pitchfork

A sexual term regarding sex which involves triple penetration (anal, vaginal, & oral) with exceptionally small orifices.

I saw a porn with Bridget the Midget taking on three hung pricks at the same time. Talk about shaving the pitchfork!

by ManChildSyndrome October 30, 2015

Shaving Chewbacca

Think about it...

Can' t figure it out?
Tough luck, you're shaving Chewbacca mate!

by TheBlellumBliss February 1, 2016