Black Person: Ayo homie, what you can'
t see in the dark?
Non-black Person: Nothing?
Black Person: Nope, you can'
t see a black person.
Non-black Person: Should I laugh?
Asian Person:
Hey, do you want me to speak in my language?
Non-Asian person: Sure, let's hear it!
Asian Person: Ching chong ding ding wing wong zhing zhang chao.
Non-Asian person: Bro, that's self-
racism.
Asian Person: I know lol