bluh sausage

When you are having sex with a girl on her period and your penis has a lot of blood on it, resembling a blood sausage.
Boy- "Babe, I want to have sex tonight".
Girl- "But babe I'm on my period!"
Boy- "Bluh sausage!"
by Ham and Chick October 18, 2017
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Sausage Grease

Dick sweat.
The sweat of a man's crotch.
Nigga I'm about to rub my sausage grease on your face.
by BarryJeriGina January 16, 2017
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Bell Sausage

Someone who just says or does something stupid and/or annoying
"What if I didn't have toes?"

"Oh shut up you absolute bell sausage"
by Big Boi Bumole February 19, 2019
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Sausage Vulture

A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.
The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.
by SayNoToSausageVulture March 26, 2014
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suppressed sausage

When you nut in a girl and don’t tell her.
Last night I Was hitting it and I have her the suppressed sausage and ran.
by Lazy Bol October 08, 2019
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dumb sausage

One of the kindest names to call someone
You're such a dumb sausage
by Buster71373 February 25, 2017
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Sausage and Kraut

Making love to your girlfriend while fantasizing about the glazed doughnut hole of an Eastern European porn star. Or, simply having sex with your European girlfriend.
She cooked me some traditional dinner native to her homeland, but we had Sausage and Kraut for dessert.
by Vanilla Thunder 78 October 15, 2011
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