sausage superstar

A person who spends entirely too much time on a quest to get men to have sex with them.

Barry you are such a sausage superstar, is there a man you haven't had sex with?

by Venus Fatale May 6, 2018

Sausage Wrap

When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.

Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*

Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!

Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*

by daddyposeidon May 4, 2018

sausage harem

Opposite of a box party. A woman who holds court over a group of men.

Nancy was surrounded by her sausage harem.

by J-niner October 2, 2019

sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020

sausage sword

free range meat dick

Charlotte loves the sausage sword!

by The Butchrord February 20, 2018

weidemer sausage

This is when a two men grapple each others penis yank it off until they bleed to death

John and Fred both died from doing the weidemer sausage

by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018

Sausage Bottom

When a woman wears a pair of calf-high boots (or higher) and her leg fat spills over the top, making her legs look like sausage links.

Hey Guy, look at that sausage bottom! As if Uggs weren't disgusting enough!

by Ms. Kittie December 17, 2011