pot roast

The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.

by Mark Kirch January 2, 2010

Pig Roast

It's when three dudes triple up on a fat chick: Two dudes are there for the rotisserie and the third dude provides the "marinade".

No example needed, just need three dudes and one fat chick and you got yourself a pig roast...you figure it out from there.

by Trent Turner January 5, 2011

Roast Beef Vagina

When the female vagina resembles a few (3 or more) then slices of roast beef, often giving off a foul odor of dog shit.

Mike: Dude!! did you sleep with Kathryn
Joe: Yeah I her roast beef vagina reeked.

by ipherca August 11, 2008

Roasting

Irish term to describe the feeling of when the sun comes out.warmhot

Jays' its feckin Roasting (pronounced "Ro-ash-ten")out here Jim

Im Roasted out of it sweating

by type of ipod May 6, 2008

roast beef curtains

the female labia majora and minora
pussy
labia
thumb tickler
lips
pink taco

She farted and her roast beef curtains moved.

by kathryn million August 6, 2006

roast beef curtains

a large beat up, over used pussy, haggard, usually bruised dripping of mayonnaise like substance.

Mikes girlfriend danielle has roast beef curtains, it looks like somebody put an m80 in an oyster!

by Mike Ortel December 15, 2008

roast beef curtain

a floppy, open, or gaping vagina

dude how was shelly. man she had a fuckin roast beef curtain....shit was gross

by creag January 1, 2006