A roast in which someone defends them self factually, proving one wrong with evidence and intellect. Often times this can be achieved in a serious and defensive manner, not always having to be humorous or funny.
Person 1: "Huh, you just said your queer! That means your gay!"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
by H.H Derrick August 8, 2017
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Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"
Phil: "A stick!"
Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"
Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"
Phil: "A stick!"
Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"
by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014
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Get the Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast mug.when you roast your GINGER science teacher with a heated up cast iron rod, inserting the red hot rod into your ginger teachers asshole and yelling ROAST ROAST ROAST YEEE BOY ROAST
"I gave my teacher a Ginger flaming roast for christmas!"
"Did she like it?"
"She was sure gasping for breath!"
"Did she like it?"
"She was sure gasping for breath!"
by gingermaniac May 13, 2010
Get the Ginger flaming roast mug.A old grandfather of Egyptian origins, with a hint of French ancestry, although people often speculate his real name is Bappa Elsayed, as Roast isn’t very Egyptian. Bappa Roast hasn’t been seen in years, and is thought to have gone missing near the River Nile while trying to spearfish some cod for his dinner. The last reported sighting was him driving a green Jaguar near Cairo.
by BappaRoast November 3, 2021
Get the Bappa Roast mug.1. When you tell someone off, cuss someone out, and/or set someone straight for their toxic behavior.
2. To not back down when you think you're right.
3. When someone is just not having it.
2. To not back down when you think you're right.
3. When someone is just not having it.
1. John is on Facetime with his merchant roasting garlic over a bad shipment.
2. If anyone wants smoke, come on, I'm roasting garlic.
3. We're roasting garlic for any bullshit that they come with.
2. If anyone wants smoke, come on, I'm roasting garlic.
3. We're roasting garlic for any bullshit that they come with.
by 1dafo0l November 3, 2020
Get the Roasting garlic mug.Similar to the sexual activity “spit roast,” a mud roast involves two male participants and one female participant, where the male participant at the lower half of the female decides to enter the woman in the anus rather than the vagina.
Bob and Jane were getting frisky the other night in front of John, and they ended up having a mud roast.
by Schmatrick May 30, 2025
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