River Pig

A pasty white, googly eye bloated stomach women who looks like a pig because of the water.

She looks like a river pig!
You river pig.
That chick I met last night looked like a river pig.

by JensyD November 13, 2012

Colorado River

A sexual act in which a male ejaculates in a woman's ass crack, and another woman licks it out.

I heard TJ's threesome ended with a Colorado River.

by Fartface Teaglewiener the Penis June 17, 2008

Naugatuck River Valley

1. Valley named for the river that runs through it in Western Connecticut, home to hopeful rice burners, wannabe whops, and stiletto wearing women with ankle hoops in their ears. Etc.

2. Virgin Free Zone.

No one wants to hang out in the Valley (Naugatuck River Valley), all they do is sit on their cars in front of Dunkin' Donuts and drink coffee til the cops chase them to another D&D.

by Johnny Paradise December 22, 2009

down the yellow river

Having some form of sexual relations with an asian

Have you ever been down the yellow river?

Yeah, once in the 80's but I did not enjoy it.

by Leon_Phelps February 19, 2011

red rider

When a guy is laying on his back and a chick with a heavy period is riding on top of him, and a bit of the menstrual blood leaks out from her pussy all over his stomach and sheets.

Ric: Yeah, I took this bitchin' ass chick home last night but she didn't tell me she was raggin. She was fuckin me on top and the next thing I know...
Hamilton:... oh no, she didn't...
Ric: Yep, fucking red rider all over my sheets! Bitch!!!

by Smoothie Smoothington July 11, 2006

the river

The Delaware River

Used by people who frequently cross into New Jersey into Pennsylvania or vice versa via bridge over the Delaware River.

Person 1: So how far away are you moving?
Person 2: Oh, a little closer to the river; my commute to work in New Jersey will be shorter.

by JerseyKid February 17, 2008

Rider's Knob

Akin to housewife's knee, swimmer's ear, footballer's wife, and other such afflictions acquired by engaging in too much of one thing. Not that there's such thing as TOO MUCH sex. But if there were, feeling the pain of the strained, overworked knob would tell you enough is enough! IF there were. Rider's Knob would be your knob's way of saying "I can't take this shit no more, let's just keep it between you and me for a while, no more o' that ol' pussayyyyy." But that's coz your knob is gay! Mine says, "I'm fuckin' wrecked, but I'll play through the pain coz it's worth it!" That's a good knob.

"Can't ride you today, Mrs. McGhee. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. McGhee. He certainly missed his gee.

"Can't ride you today, Mrs. Gloria Spot. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. Gloria Spot. Certainly missed her G-Spot.

"Can't ride you today, girlfriend. I've got no penis. I mean... emm... I've got Rider's Knob. Yes. That's it."
Joe to his girlfriend. Certainly missed his chance. I'll take that, then.

by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008