Retard Candy 

The last candy picked from a communal candy dish after all the "better" candies are chosen. Similiar to the selection process on a playground. The Retard is always the last one picked.

Susan brought in Jolly Ranchers for her candy dish, but I better quick there quick. Last time, I ended up with raspberry which we all know is Retard Candy.

Retard Candy by MJSch1 October 19, 2009

Retard Farmer 

A person who looks over Retards

"hey look it's one of those Retard Farmers!" *Everyone Laughs*

Retard Farmer by Mike March 1, 2004

retard check 

A raid or instance boss or aspect of an encounter in World of Warcraft that is defined by the ability of group members to accomplish a simple task.

When the words "Do not move" appear in the middle of your screen while fighting the Shade of Aran and you continue to move, you have failed the retard check by killing your group members.

retard check by Dexaw April 24, 2008

Retard Frog Squirl 

is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a mutant fish and a retarded squirl having butt sex.

A mutant fish that crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands found it nessesary to have butt sex with a retarded squirl to make the "Retard Frog Squirl".

Retard Frog Squirl by sober_noob August 22, 2009

retard chewbacca 

1)What Larry the Cable Guy called Everet in the Delta Farce.

2)What US army snipers look like in the field

1)Larry-"Everett, what is that?" Everett-"This is my sniper suit!" Larry-"We werent issued any sniper gear." Everett-"I brought it from home." Larry-"You look like a retard chewbacca.

2)Iraqy insergion 1-"I see a sniper!" Iraqy Insergion 2-He looks like a retard chewbacca!"

retard chewbacca by Brandon E. February 29, 2008

retard yodel 

The goofy, inappropriate noises an uneducated individual makes in lieu of stimulating conversation; inappropriate laughing.

I asked him "how's it going?" and all he said was the retard yodel.

retard yodel by Cadmus Joe December 9, 2008

retard fish

A slang term coined by a group of biology students in the Bahamas, used in place of "stupid", "idiot", "ignorant", or simply "retard". Also, "fuckin' idiot" or (fuckin')"bastard".
Can also be utilized as a form of endearment, in lieu of "silly".

Hayden is such a retard fish, I mean, I can't believe he actually pronounced 'egregious' incorrectly.

Or:
Bush stole money from small, sickly children- what a retard fish!

Or:
Emily, you're such a spazz- silly retard fish! :)

retard fish by P-Unit, Jass, Puff January 5, 2009